All gone!

Well, The holidays are over, my sister, hubby, and children are all back at their undisclosed country, and I'm straight outa coke. Ah well. Probably a good thing. I'm paranoid about getting diabetes at the moment. To keep my mind off it I went and got the latest Simple Plan CD. Since I have to keep myself occupied until mutemath and streetlight manifesto release their next set of epic songs. I have been thinking about Simple Plans latest stuff for a while but never got around to it till now. I heard they were better than their last set of stuff that, although I dissed mercilessly, was actually catchy enough to listen to over and over again. So yea, I heard they got away from their whineyness. They did I guess, but wow. I'm not entirely used to listening to something so blatantly mainstream poppy. I guess its pop for a reason.

Uni has started. I'm placing my bets on when people will start freaking out. I'm guessing week 4 will be when everyone snaps and realizes they have wasted the last couple weeks picking their noses saying there isn't anything to do.

I stayed till 6 tonight, just to listen to this old german guy tell me about evolution and point out why guys suck. Although it seems to be working for him. He has a real charm with the ladies. All these oldish woman giggling like schoolgirls around him, it really was quite a sight to see 0_0. So it was more a spectacle than an actual lesson. Ah well, I'm just thankful I didn't need to take public transport home. In lue of all this, rock out to this ONE simple plan song. Just in memory of my wasted hour. (And yes, I changed the code of this embed so it wouldn't automatically play, I'm no hypocrit. The people who know my opinion on webpages playing music at me will find this amusing.)

Izaks wittle job intiview

Well. Before I ellaborate upon the title of this I would just like to give a summary of me at this current moment. its almost 1Am. I'm trying to be as quiet as possible, tuning down for the night with relient K's "The lining is silver", "You'l always be my best friend", "In like a lion" and "The thief" All great songs. Check em out.

Anyway, today I had my job interview with EB. Fortunatly, Emma (my interviewer) lost her notes on what she was gonna ask, so I got to take the bull by the balls and get kicked in the face. After that I realized I got the saying wrong and decided to keep going with my anicdote.

I was pretty tense when I got in there. Laugh politely whenever I see her face crack into a smile, that sorta thing. She said as introduction "Oh wow, your right on time. There was meant to be another girl coming into today but she never showed up." "Oh that kinda sucks." I say sympathetically. The guy minding the counter laughs "Awww man, that sucks so bad that she didn't arrive." in an outrageous "woe be me" type fashion. I reply "Yea, man it REALLY does SUCK. I'm gonna have to take her job and stuff now.. Stink."

She asks if I smoke. I, realizing that this is the first test go "ew! No way, smoking is as bad as pedophilia, I would never do that in a mall." Turns out she smokes. And that last comment never happened. Anyway, were walking outside to pedophilize and we get onto the topic of which mall we would use during a zombie appocolypse. I respond that malls are a bad choice, since it only takes one old lady who thinks her dog is important to compromise the entire mall.

Anyway, we chatted about the importance of ninjas and pirates. Talked briefly about my weaknessess "Well, I can tend to be forgetful, but it means I can't hold grudges."

Talked about the big wednesday loto money. lolled at her comment "Man, What I could do with that much money... Buy a PS3."

Bought ice cream, frollicked, laughed together, spun around on swings.

"Im sorry I can't hire you." "AH F**ge!! Hey! F**ge isnt a swear word! Its like a safe alternative."

And the moral of this story is, Buy mirrors edge. Because it could possibly get you a job! (I dont find out for ages whether or not the interview went down well. It'l probably go down worse if she does a background check on me with google and stumbles over this blog. Ah well. My post came out as more a trip to fairy land than an actual accounting of events.