Sunday, January 10, 2010

Earning money online (Is it possible?)

YES. Its possible. If you want to waste valuable mucking about time online.

This is a short memoir of my journys into the nether regions of the internet to find wealth and fortune. I mostly found half ass blogs and bad websites with more ads than actual content. Seriously, those money making sites are the most horrible things I have ever seen. They all seem to be slapped together by amateurs who have a thing for horrible primary colours and flashy gif images. Their so tacky! They look like they came out of the 90s or something.
But yeah, I totally enjoyed getting shafted by tacky sites and wasting my time. I found one or two sites that are promising, but for the most part they only give you about 20 cents a day. And you have to amass 10 bucks before they plonk anything into your paypal account. LAME.
I found this one place called mylot thats sorta intriguing. APPARENTLY they pay you to post on discussions and junk. Its quite odd. Everything seems so contrived on the site. You can tell most of the people are really scrapping the barrel for subjects.Imagine a social networking site that no one likes, but everyone uses anyway because it gets them a bit of pocket money. That's pretty much mylot. You can see I'm really trying to selling them huh? But why listen to me??? Find out for yourSELF =D By clicking THAT THERE. So I can EARN MORE MONEY. WOW. Guaranteed MILLION DOLLARS ON SIGN UP. NO VIRUSES. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS. myLot User Profile

P.s. Matt lost his virginity.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

so its 2010 right..

I have a few subjects to cover today. Let me start with a small story

And with that he lost his virginity. He looked down at her and she smiled. Their bodies still intwined.
"So how was it for your first time." she said coyly. He smiled at this.
"It was pretty good. Not as good as Avatar obviously. But you know... that goes without saying."
She smiled and kissed him. They both knew it was true. After that movie, nothing was as good.

And that's probably the best way I could tell you what I thought of Avatar without going into detail about it.

Secondly: Happy new years biatch! Did you see that moon? Well if you didn't Ill totally get some pictures of it up. It looked epic. Fortunatly Matt was there to catch the glorious mooniness of it all. New years resolution. Go outside again sometime this year and see how the moon and stars are doing. also: sleep outside. That would be mint, plz k thx amen.

thirdly: I let the cat stay inside. as soon as I turned the lights off it started licking itself. Cause you know stroking yourself with your toungue in the dark enhances the experience. But even so, it sounded disgusting. So I kicked it outa my room and closed the door. Who knows what happened to it after that.

Finally. For those of whom read my Izak*Steve blog, back in the day. You may recall (although maybe not because it was 5 years ago) me making a song and dance about a danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard who drew a toon of muhammad as a bomb. Five years down the track a Muslim extremist tried getting him in his own home. This is not cool. They can all go suck a dictionary.
people should not have to fear for their life when giving their opinion, and certainly not when drawing a cartoon, and if you don't agree with that ILL KILL YOU.